Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2012
Goat: What's the matter, Pig? Pig: My stupid computer. If I don't use an anti-virus program, I get some Russian-made virus on my computer that steals my credit card number. But if I do use an anti-virus program, it slows my computer down to a crawl, and interrupts everything I do with stupid messages. Goat: Yeah, but what can you do? Pig: I e-mailed my credit card number to the Russians. It's a big time-saver.