Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 22, 2011
Rat: Hey, Goat, in an effort to improve the readership of your blog, I've been studying the Google analytics for it. Goat: What are those? Rat: A comprehensive series of stats about page views, unique visitors and how viewers find your blog. Anyways, from all that, I think I've ascertained the problem. You're boring. I sense you dispute the data.