Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: Where were you this morning? Rat: I got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. Here, look at the costume I made... Goat: You are not wearing that to children's birthday parties. Rat: I call myself 'Disturbo, the clown you don't hire twice.'
Havelock_Vetinari over 9 years ago
Reminds me of a clown I once saw at a birthday party…definately don’t want to EVER see him again.
Bqggz over 9 years ago
Reminds me of the annoying fast little guys from Diablo II, Act III. You know, those that would swarm you and hack you to pieces in the jungle episode.
killacowinWA over 9 years ago
I WANT ONE!!!!!! I know where to book my next party!
zero over 9 years ago
The middle panel sums up the entire length & breadth of Stephen Hack-King’s repertoire. The last one surpassed it.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
“Disturbo, The Clown You Don’t Hire Once!” is what you meant, Rat! Clowns, yok!
Keno21 over 9 years ago
Kinko Kinko the kid loving clown…
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
Today’s kids will probably love him. And if they don’t the teenagers will. Rat’s gonna make major dough.
helldirect over 9 years ago
he shud hav just put Stephan’s face mask
LizFuzzy over 9 years ago
knott´s scary farm! XD funny, they should put him on the middle of the Ghostrider roller coaster right ion the picture!
thewoodman1 over 9 years ago
cool
flyertom over 9 years ago
Anyone remember Pennywise?
eddie6192 over 9 years ago
Actually the name “Disturbo” really fits Rat, even when he’s not in costume.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
Why would anyone hire any clown even once?
soupygeorge over 9 years ago
I want a Disturbo mask. It’s Halloween soon, anyway.
GypsyWoman over 9 years ago
I think it looks like Pastis. And all clowns are very distrubing in my book ****SHIVER*****
alan valdes over 9 years ago
Instead of a seltzer sprayer you can spary black tar!
catqueen over 9 years ago
@Keno21, he works with dead puppies.
Chibi-robo64 over 9 years ago
O_O M-m-mayb-be you c-can save th-th-that for Ha-alloween.
nancyroy2 over 9 years ago
yes… I would definitely not hire him TWICE.
Alms4Thorby over 9 years ago
Sounds like Rat isn’t really looking for a career.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I want one of those as a stuffed animal.
Michelle Morris over 9 years ago
Any relation to Obnoxio the Clown?
finale over 9 years ago
I want to see him pull up in one of those “clown cars” and have it disgorge about 20 of his pals.
Number Three over 9 years ago
That certainly is disturbing Rat!
LOL xxx
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Looks like Ronald McDonald hasn’t had his morning coffee yet.
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
How is Rat even able to wear that mask? Surely his nose would protrude beyond where the mask sits, and I doubt that the eyes are in the right position for him to see through.
Keno21 over 9 years ago
“If the kids would love me back, I’d never wear a frown!”
corzak over 9 years ago
Rat is giving Homey the clown a run for his money! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQGFzWgycMU
jerry400 3 months ago
Actually, all clowns are disturbing..