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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2011

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    margueritem  over 9 years ago

    It took me a few minutes…

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    phuhknees  over 9 years ago

    No Pig, but they might pear you up with someone nicer than Pigita.

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    PatchworkDoll  over 9 years ago

    You know, this is the first time I’ve actually seen a date depicted in a comic in conjunction with the joke. I still have yet to see the same fruit in real life.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Actually, looks like Pig got THREE dates! Wow! Now if he could just unload that vile Pigita, all would well in Pig’s little world!

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    kreole  over 9 years ago

    It took me two minutes………..

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Don’t give a fig for his opinion, Pig!! Orange you glad you finally got that date? The fruit of your labour will be sweet indeed!

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    Hillbillyman  over 9 years ago

    Looks like he got more than one date actually.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Pig, if you want a new sweetie, you could find a real peach at the produce market.

    No raisin to look any farther.

    How about a nice prune? She’s not such a hot tomato, but underneath she’s a plum, with a grape personality.

    Corny as it sounds, she’ll soon be the apple of your eye.

    At least she beets your currant girlfriend, who doesn’t carrot all about you.

    OK OK!! I’ll stop!I heard those raspberries!

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    Dirty Dragon  over 9 years ago

    So I thought it was “a week of croc strips I need to run”?When do we get to the Pastis in Guantanamo story arc??

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    perceptor3  over 9 years ago

    @orinoco womble, Susan Sunshine: Have you two been hanging out with Pastis?

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    x_Tech  over 9 years ago

    Though the joke seems a little Dated, I’m a Rasin(able) guy. So i’ll just say “Grape job Pastis”.And SusanSunshine, no one comPears to you.Yeah, I know, that was pretty Lime.

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    This reminds me of the “fruit buddies” strips of a few years ago.

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Looks like we’ll probably have to wait until at least Monday to find out if Zebra’s wall and Melvin are still standing.

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    GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Pig, you’re a real cool cucumber, but I hope you didn’t get yourself a lemon.

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    tbamareb  over 9 years ago

    It flows, nice

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    waynl  over 9 years ago

    WOW!! Pig’s got himself a threesome!

    He must have lots of cabbage to keep them around. If not, he will soon be very *melon*choly.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 9 years ago

    Love it, SusanSunshine!!! You crack me up every thyme! Pig, I believe match.com specializes in matches. The kind you light a fire with…

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    Shooter918  over 9 years ago

    I dated a cashier that I met grocery shopping. When she met my friends, one of my friends asked where did I find her. I said the grocery store.His response – :Which aisle?" (In front of her)

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    I once dated a “meloncally” girl.; she was shaped like a melon and had a face like a collie. Badump-bump

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    Woody157  over 9 years ago

    At least your ‘friend’ didn’t ask if she was a unit price or by the pound.

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    jukeofurl  over 9 years ago

    The answer to your question Pig - is, yes. Sorry nobody else said. They were obviously too busy punishing you. . ..

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Good Luck Pig!

    xxx

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    milady1  over 9 years ago

    Those dates look like animal droppings….

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    squirrel500  over 9 years ago

    I’ve never eaten a date before.

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    Fan o’ Lio. Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I know the late Don Hawkins would have loved this strip.

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    L.B. Jeffries  over 9 years ago

    I hope there’s a follow-up to this strip referencing the “bad dates” from Raiders Of The Lost Ark…

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    pocounohamster  over 9 years ago

    Poor pig :(

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    They’re a perfect match; fruits and a vegetable.

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    DonVanni  over 9 years ago

    Rat would have beaned him one for that.

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    hossblacksilver  over 9 years ago

    Pig, if you don’t dump Pigita after this, you’re nuts!

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    boyfromoz  over 9 years ago

    Oh, this is great Pig…

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    A.Ficionada  over 9 years ago

    Let’s hope he doesn’t get all crazy and just start going for cheesecake!! Keep your soul, pig :-)

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    he3r0  over 9 years ago

    hahahaha fruits? on match.com only nuts ;P

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    I don’t give a fig what anybody else says. SusanSunshine, you’re a peach! Orange you glad we love you?

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    spunjetta  over 9 years ago

    I live in Indio, CA – Date capital of the United States. Our Riverside County Fair is also the National Date Festival. My out of town friends never understand why we have a festival for singles….

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    m.l.  over 8 years ago
    Actually you got DATES
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    11vandev  almost 8 years ago

    Enough with the bad puns… these are worse than Pastis’

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