Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2011
August 23, 2011
August 25, 2011
Transcript:
Larry: Hey, Melvin. Me do grocery shopping dis week for our Zeeba Zeeba Eata fraternity. And you no do no chore at all. Melvin: So? Larry: So strap bomb to yourself and blow up wall. Melvin: Me feel like you got better part of deal.
@sisyphos YEAH! Where’s Bob, Floyd… okay that’s about the only other two crocs. Has anyone noticed that near the beginning of the strip, Larry kept dying?
Marvie neat. Pastis gets it, and we all get a belly laugh.Typical hierarchical power ploy, too “You …..” and I’ll go pick up the grub. What a CROC. Where and how many times have we seen this?
Just stick the frikken bomb to the wall ya dumb croc! If I was there I’d just punch a hole through it with my oversized forearms! Then punch Larry in the head.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Ya think so?
fuzzpunch about 13 years ago
How much does he get paid for this chore?
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
’Twill soon be raining wallets.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Melvin? MELVIN? What happened to Bob? This is a job for Bob! Take one for Team Croc, old suicide-bomber buddy-Bob!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
“Melvin, pees don worry. Pooty soon you no feel bad.”
orinoco womble about 13 years ago
That should be Bob’s job, shouldn’t it?
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Larry, you might want to attach that bomb to the wall as Melvin might forget and follow you home.
inshadowz about 13 years ago
Say, Melvin, why don’t you give Larry a big hug before you go to work?
cdward about 13 years ago
No, in their cult they yell “Alla Gator!”
OilCanHarry about 13 years ago
If they really want to blow a hole in the wall, ZZE should gopher broke and hire an expert.
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
I don’t believe we’ve seen Melvin before, and something tells me we won’t be seeing him again.
rclake1963 about 13 years ago
Ahhh … the life of a terrorist!
dukeallen about 13 years ago
Tell them zeeba is related to pig.
RobinLea about 13 years ago
And Melvin doesn’t even question how this is a chore….. lol
calvinnatefrazz about 13 years ago
@sisyphos YEAH! Where’s Bob, Floyd… okay that’s about the only other two crocs. Has anyone noticed that near the beginning of the strip, Larry kept dying?
EmptyP about 13 years ago
A croc not named Larry or Bob in Pearls is the equivalent of a guy wearing a red shirt in a Star Trek landing party.
Digital Frog about 13 years ago
This is how it works, now watch closely because I’m only going to do this once…
Number Three about 13 years ago
Oh make yourself useful Melvin!
xxx
jpsomebody about 13 years ago
they may get 72 virgins but they didn’t specify that they would be female.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 13 years ago
Mel’s in for a mind-blowing, once in a lifetime, experience…Larry’s heading for Walmart….ummm….☻
dvoyack about 13 years ago
IF Melvin does it will he get 72 virgin zeebas????
tigre1 about 13 years ago
Marvie neat. Pastis gets it, and we all get a belly laugh.Typical hierarchical power ploy, too “You …..” and I’ll go pick up the grub. What a CROC. Where and how many times have we seen this?
milady1 about 13 years ago
Is it just me or do the crocs look cut and pasted in front of the wall?
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
One of the bricks in the wall changes from light gray to dark gray in the second panel and then back again in the third panel.
hossblacksilver about 13 years ago
& cdward
Unless, they’re at a sci-fi convention, then they’ll yell, “Admiral Akbar!”
@MelvindaCroc IT’S A TRAP!!!Chewiek9 about 13 years ago
Zeeba Zeeba Eata! Love it!
R0nin about 13 years ago
Not even smart enough to realize that they should just blow up the wall, without dissipating the charge with a crocodile’s body.
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Just stick the frikken bomb to the wall ya dumb croc! If I was there I’d just punch a hole through it with my oversized forearms! Then punch Larry in the head.
Keno21 about 13 years ago
Well, my last two posts were deleted, so I can only assume that I am being censured by some prissy little ‘Family Circus’ fan…
hitman4cookies about 13 years ago
Tough luck for Melvin, but this is a plan that might work.
calvinnatefrazz about 13 years ago
@EmptyP Good point, but they keep wearing red shirts don’t they?
bmonk about 13 years ago
Don’t be too upset, Melvin. Next week you not have to do any chore if you get this one right.
m.l. about 12 years ago
DM2860 almost 6 years ago
Would not the explosives work better if not attached to the croc?
benjamineyal almost 6 years ago
Wait… why not just put the bomb on the wall?