Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 19, 2011

Show her your bling, Pig!

Pastis needs to go to jail—for strips like this!

Pigita, just be thankful he didn’t offer to show you his pad. (No, I don’t know…. but I don’t want to find out.)

The ceiling over his crib is his mobile home.

Brilliant ploy, Pig! This is your chance to be rid of Pigita at last! (—Or am I just wishful-dreaming?)

The swine is wearing pearls………..

What a pig pen.

What’s Pigita’s problem? Pig’s upward mobility is plain to see.

Of coarse. he also wanted to bring his crabs to the crib and be cryptic in reading the kleptomaniac. XD

Pig’s embracing his inner child. And his outer child, too.

GOOD ONE! Generated a real LOL!

I thought they broke up? Will this be a running soap opera, will the strip jumping the shark then fading into obscurity after the wedding?

Whatever happened to Rat’s GF?

Awwwwwwwww!

That…. is…. Adorable!

xxx

There will be no “makin’ bacon” tonight.

HA!

Pig needs to beware of taking slang literally. (Pastis is da man!)

Susan, brilliant! oh, so nice…

Sorry, Pig — No “huffing and puffing” for you tonight.

Hey, MTV, welcome to my crib! Here’s where the magic doesn’t happen….

no comment needed. loved it!

He’s probably trying to impress her… but he is too literal for modern terminology!

Bring back Sweet Fannie, I just loved her. Our Pig was so happy.

saw that coming from around the bend. This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home. Pastis looked at this on his board and said to himself, “that’s a keeper”. Phoned this one in.

If he says he wants to be pampered say no.

o_o i wonder y he has a crib?

OK, BIG plot twist: I thought Pastis was supposed to be the one in the pen.

Back atcha GoodQuestion — took me a minute, but now I ask myself how I could miss his sty. Take a bow.

@Kev — thank you! And good to see you again.

She declines when pig removed his clothing. The tie wasn’t much but for awhile it seemed to be the tie that binds.

When did Pig become an AB?

but,momma.

Poor Pun

its funny =D

Women are so materialistic.

I love how Pastis has repeatedly suggested that Pig and Pigita have dirty f*cked. This is one of those times.