Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2011
Rat: Mr. Pastis, tell the jury in your own words why they should refrain from throwing you in the clink. Pastis: Well... I do these elaborate pun strips, and I think they're sort of popular and if I was put away for life, there'd never be another one. Jury: Yaaaaaaaay. Judge: Yaaaay. Rat: Yaaaay. Pastis: I give up.