Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2011
Pastis: Hey, Pig, what are you doing here? Pig: Well, I know the trial isn't going great, Steph, and just want you to know that if you need, you know, moral support, you've got friends who can - Duck: Light this place up like a $*!@! Christmas tree. Pastis: I don't know you... I don't know you... I don't - Pig: That's Guard Duck and his R.P.G., silly. Duck: Yeah, and it was not easy getting this puppy through the metal detectors.