Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2011
Newsman: Heya, Rat... how was your vacation? Rat: Terrific, Bob. Hey, listen... I was wondering if I could put together a little editorial for the news tonight. Newsman: Well, sure, Rat. As long as it's clearly labeled as such and - Producer: We're on in three... two... one... Rat: OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!!! Newsman: If I could have a quick word... Rat: And now for the weather. Anchor: Weather schmeather. You go, girl.