Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2011
Rat: Where were you this morning? Pig: At home. I've been spending every single morning listening to this really calming radio station. Rat: Oh, yeah? Do you know the frequency? Pig: I just told you. Rat: Told me what? Pig: I listen to it every single morning. Rat: Do you know the frequency with which I want to punch you angrily in the head? Pig: Ooooh. Have I got the radio station for you.