Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2011
Boy member of club: Okay, first order of business is what we can do to help someone in our community. ...yes, timmy? Timmy: How 'bout that poor zebra who's always running for his life? Maybe we could help him. Larry the Croc: EES YOU ON DRUGS?!! Boy member of club: Will the vice-president please take his seat? Larry the croc: Okay... May me drop on Timmy's head? Inside the Kids Club Tree House.