Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2011
Goat: Hey, Rat, you meeting me at the diner today or not? Rat: Can't. I'm going on a holy crusade against 'Starbucks'. They never give me enough room in my cup for cream. Goat; Rat, the Holy Crusades involved a bunch of knights in the middle ages who tried to re-claim the holy land for Christianity. I hardly think it's an apt term for someone trying to get more room in his cup for cream. Rat: Whatever.