Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2011
Larry says, "Whuh you doing, Bob?" Bob says, "Beeg gopher paratroop drop on zeeba property. Ees Bob's Beeg Plan." Larry says, "Paratroop drop?" Bob says, "Yeah. Me teach gophers do parachute jump off beeg cliff and toss grenade at moment dey ees hit ground." Larry says, "How dey ees reemember all dat?" Bob says, "Practeece, Larry. Practeeece, practeece, practeeece. Dat key to military. Soldier ees practeece so many time it become like automatic." Larry says, "Me sense flaw een plan, Bob."