Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2011
Goat: Hey, Pig, how you doing? Pig: Not good. My girlfriend Pigita broke up with me with a 'Facebook' message. She told me I'm stupid and she hates me and we're through. Can you believe it? She couldn't even do it in person. Pigita: You're stupid. I hate you. We're through. Pig: I feel better now.