Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2011
Pig: I heard you got a job writing the bulletin for a local church. Rat: Yeah. But apparently you can't discuss the pastor's sermons. Pig: Why not? Rat: Who knows? I did an article on last Sunday's sermon and the guy went nuts. Here, look what I wrote. Pig: He must really be sensitive. Rat: Yeah. Now I'm glad I gave him 'Two big thumbs-down!' BORING BORING BORING Pastor's Dull Sermons Make Hell Seem Like Appealing Alternative.