Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2011
Rat: Did you see the bathroom here now has a motion-activited paper towel dispenser? You just wave your hand in front of it and it works. Goat: So? Rat: So there should be motion-activated brains for stupid people. Goat: I hardly think- Rat: Shhhh... Activating. Pig: Well, hello to you, rat.