Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 02, 2011
Rat: Hey, does Obama still have that 'Cash For Clunkers' program? Pastis: No, I think it ended quite awhile ago... Why? Rat: I was hoping to turn in a bunch of your jokes. Pastis: It only applied to car. Rats: Nuts... And I was gonna retires on these things.