Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 13, 2010
Rat says, "Do you think that having chores you have to do every week makes you a more responsible guy?" Pig says, "Oh. Yes. And the more responsible you are, the better all-around being you are, which in turn makes you happy."<RB>Rat says, "Yeah. And I want to be happy and all, but... well... it's more important to me that..." Rat says, "...You be happy." Pig says, "Sigh"