Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2010
Pig says, "One, two, three, four? nuts? I landed on B&O Railroad." Zebra says, "Why is that bad? I don't own it." Pig says, "Because it means I smell and have to get punched in the nose." Zebra says, "No, it doesn't, pig. Where'd you hear that?!" Rat says, "I think it's in the rules." Zebra says, "It is not in the rules." Pig says, "Hey, it beats what happens when I go directly to jail."