Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 19, 2010
Rat says, "I'm thinking about running for the senate? I want to make a difference." Goat says, "Good for you. What would you like to make a difference in?" Rat says, "My savings account by taking bribes." Goat says, "Go away." Rat syas, "Please, sir. Help make a difference."