Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2010
Goat says, "Do you have any core religious beliefs?... Things you know in your heart are true?" Pig says, "Just nachofication." Goat says, "What's nachofication?" Pig says, "The belief that everything tastes better with melted cheese." Goat says, "I was hoping for osmething deeper than the church of cheese." Pig says, "Ahhhhhhhhh, a doubter. May I leave you with some literature?"