Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2010
Rat says, "Whatcha watching?" Goat says, "English soccer? I root for this one team, but they're in danger of relegation." Rat says, "What's relegation?" Goat says, "The teams that finish at the bottom of the standings get booted out of the league." Rat says, "Where do they go?" Goat says, "Another league." Rat says, "So relegation lets you take your least competent losers and make them go somwhere else?" Goat says, "In a manner of speaking." Viking woman says, "You!... Hop in the @*%@#* pot!" Pig says, "I was hoping to just be one of the vikings, ma'am." Viking man says, "Helga... why is my dinner talking?"