Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 13, 2010
Pig says, "Whoa. That girl is cute." Rat says, "Yeah, she is. I'll do my hot look." Pig says, "What's your hot look?" Rat says, "Where I squint seductively and puf out my sensuous lips and flex my biceps." Pig says, "Whoa. That girl is holding her stomach and running into the restroom." Rat says, "Just my luck. I pick the one with food sickness."