Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2010
Rat says, "I saw the anchors on our local news fist bump each other. ?Man, you know a trend is over when the anchors on your local news do it." Pig says, "Oh, yeah. Even I know that. In fact, me and Guard Duck have already started the next cool greeting." Pig says, "Th fanny rub." Rat says, "My eyes!! My eyes!!" Pig says, "Try it, Steph... you'll like it." Stephan says, "Uh... how 'bout a fist bump?"