Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2010
Goat says, "Hey, Rat, what are you writing?" Rat says, "An email." Goat says, "Email! Email! Email! Doesn't anyone send a letter anymore?" Rat says, "Yo. Cool your horns, spaz-boy. I'm not the biggest fan of email either. I know it's got its plusses and minuses." Goat says, "You do?" Rat says, "Yeah... for example, email tends to rudify all communication." Goat says, "Rudify?" Rat says, "Yeah... makes it ruder. Makes nice people sound rude. Makes rude people sound ruder." Goat says, "Yes! Exactly! And that alone outweighs its plusses!" Rat says, "Those ARE its plusses." Goat says, "Please make your evil lips stop moving." Rat says, "Prepare for an email!!"