Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2010
Rat says, "Hi, Goat. I want to give you something." Goat says, "Do you mind? I'm trying to finish a letter." Rat says, "I know. That's why I want to give you this. It's a plaque certifying you as the last letter-writer in America. Congratulations." Goat says, "Go awa." Rat says, "Oh, and the prize includes this fine oil lamp and a buggy whip."