Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2010
July 13, 2010
July 15, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hi, Rat." Rat says, "You listen to me, Pig. Even though you moved out, you said you'd still mow the lawn, and you didn't do it this morning." Pig says, "Well, I would have, but I was introducing my wife to zebra. Then an elephant fell off the roof and squished her. Now she's flat as a tortilla and I'm a widower." Rat says, "You really need to work on your excuses."
Toulouse Whiskers about 5 years ago
Poor sweet faanny the stalker sheep