Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2010
Rat says, "In medieval times, why did they sometimes confine people in the stocks?" Goat says, "To punish them for serious crimes, like desertion from the army or larceny." Rat says, "Not for having a large butt that continually smooshes the remote so deep between the sofa cushions that no one else can ever find it?" Goat says, "No." Pig says, "See?" Rat says, "Silence, ye of the big butt." Goat says, "I'm not seeing this."