Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2010
Pig says, "Hey, Rat, look? I worte a short story." Rat says, "Wow, Pig? this story is positively prosaic." Pig says, "Really?" Goat says, "Care to tell him that 'prosaic' means dull?" Rat says, "Why? The word sounds so positive." Pig says, "'Positively prosaic,' proclaims one reader."