Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2010
Junior says, "What's the matter with you, dad?" Larry says, "Woomun mad. Larry screw up Valeentine Day or something." Junior says, "Make it up to her? compliment her for no reason." Larry says, "For no reason, me tink you not fat." Larry says, "So much for you help."