Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2009
Rat says, "Whatsa matter with you?" S. Pastis says, "This woman's complaining to her Wisconsin paper about 'Pearls.'" Rat says, "About 'Pearls'? Ha! How can anyone complain about us when the biggest scandal in comic strip history is being perpetrated right under her very nose?!?" S. Pastis says, "And what is that?" Rat says, "Ziggy's got no %#$^#$^ pants!" S. Pastis says, "Says the pantless rat." Rat says, "Shhhh don't draw attention to it."