Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2009
Goat says, "Hey, Pig. What are you doing?" Pig says, "Reading my journal. I make an entry in it every day. Here, read a page." Today I went to a party at my neighbors' house. They were kind. They were funny. They were interesting." So I burned their house to the ground." Pig says, "Please don't write in my journal."