Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 15, 2009
Billy says, "What are you doing, dad?" Larry says, "Me watcheeng DVD moovie. But me hate." Billy says, "What's wrong with it?" Larry says," Me no can hear dialogue. Stoopid beeg fat eediot face talk through the whole moovie." Billy says, "Dad, that's the director's commentary. If you don't want it on, you just need to indicate that with the remote." Larry says, "Ohhhhhhh. Okay." Larry says, "Shut you face, fat man!!!!" KSSHH Larry says, "Heyyyy...dat work pretty gud." Patty says, "What happened to my television?" Billy says, "Hey, mom, let's read a book."