Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 04, 2008
"Morning, sir.. we had some fire in the green zone this morning, sir." "The green zone? What's the green zone?" "The front lawn, sir. But no worries, sir. I squeezed off a couple R.P.G.'s and neutralized the threat, sir." "Who did you neutralize?" "Me have had better days."