Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2007
"Jack Pitt, aka 'the Pittster,' reigning hunk o' Hollywood, stands before a line of adoring fans... he is uncomfortable." "He wants to be left alone. But no... it cannot be. He is too big... too famous. He stands motionless, paralyzed by the growing crowd." "You gonna wait on these customers or not?!" "The crowd grows hostile."