Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2006

Transcript:

"Don't you hate it when you're on a highway with one lane and the slow driver in front of you won't pull over, no matter <i>how</i> many cars are lined up behind him?" "I do." "Well, I think I've found a practical solution... it's called 'The Open Highway Facilitator.'" "How's it work?" "You pretty much just pull the trigger." "Do <I>not</i> sell him weapons." "He <i>said</i> he'd be responsible."