Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2006
"Well, I just got off the phone with my surgeon. Looks like they'll be able to re-attach my drawing arm tomorrow." "Dat great!" "Yeah. Mebbe in meantime, we glue on, so you can draw streep." "No need. Part of being a syndicated cartoonist means knowing how to draw with either hand." "Tell me again how he got syndicated."