Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 28, 2006
"So, meester cartoonist, What is seecret meeshun you send us on?" S. PASTIS "I want you to go around the country and find all the sensitive folk who get offended at something they see in a comic strip." "And inTEEMidate dem wid fierce set of choppers?!?" "Dude. Have a 'Tic Tac.' "Oooh... Red pill or blue pill... Juss like 'Matrix.'"