Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2006
"Sir, bad news, Sir...the polls are in and 74 percent of the neighborhood disapproves of me." "That doesn't surprise me, li'l guard duck. You know what you're gonna have to do?" "Threaten and intimidate 74 percent of the neighborhood?" "I've guessed wrong, haven't I, Sir?"