Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 12, 2006
Joe's Roastery "Hi...uh...I'll have...uh...one large nonfat no foam double caramel decaf latte to go." "I heard 'blah blah blah coffee.'" "That's not what I said." "Yeah, well, when your order's longer than a Louisa May Alcott novel, I tend to tune out." "Can I talk to your manager?" "You've said quite enough. Good day."