Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2005
"What are you watching?" "The Bumstead party next door...We weren't invited." "We is losers." "Guys guys guys. We are not losers...We just ripped on the older strips a little too much..." 'Pearls' creator Stephan Pastis "Yeah, thanks to you and your smart-#$$ dialogue, I'm missing a chance to score with Blondie!!" "Hey hey hey...Take it easy, Rat...Those are older cartoonists and older comic characters over there. I'm sure they'll just sit around and - " "THEY'RE PLAYING NAKED 'TWISTER'!!" "Hummina Hummina Hummina." "Wow! Dilbert is a STUD!!"