Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 07, 2005
"Okay, zeeba neighba...Leesten...We crockydiles try eet you for survive. You selfish pig and say no...Now we hire guy named Bob...Bob beeg-time meedia consultint...We pay heem lots. He make us do protest...Now meedia come...Bring shame on you head." "Yeah, well the next time you organize a big protest, you might want to try writing on the signs...." "...Mebbe we ovahpay Bob."