Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2005
"I sure am glad to hear the 'Family Circus' thing ended so well." "Well, not exactly...the F.B.I. arrested the entire family for harboring a terrorist." "But they're one of the most beloved families in the history of the comics page...they can't do that." "Well, they did...and judging by where they sent them, they may be gone awhile..." "Guantanamo Bay, Cuba" "On a positive note, this should give us a whole BUNCH of new material."