Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2005
"Dude...The F.B.I. raided the 'Family Circus' house and found bin Laden." "How'd they know he was there?" "I guess someone reported seeing him downtown with one of the kids and the Feds just followed them back to the 'Family Circus' house." "But he's supposed to be so hard to follow." "Curse you, little Billy."