Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2005
"Dude dude dude...I was right...I just discovered that Osama bin Laden is in this country and is living in the 'Family Circus.'" "How'd you find out?" "I was watching bin Laden's latest videotaped message and I saw Jeffy and Dolly run by in the background." "Why doesn't the 'Family Circus' family turn him in?" "Because they don't know who he is! They're locked in some past era that has almost no connection to present times!" "He says he's gonna burn the president in effigy, but between you and me, it looks NOTHING like Eisenhower."