Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2005
"Do you ever get the feeling that relatives and friends who had died are up there somewhere in heaven watching over you?" "YEah...that's a nice feeling." "Well, not for me, dude, because if they are watching, that means they've seen everything and now know what a depraved soul I really am." "But if they're in heaven. They're filled with love...and understanding...And forgiveness." "He's going to hell." "See ya....wouldn't wanna be ya."