Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2005
"Hullooo, zeeba neighba... Leesten. We wants you know we no longa thwet to yous... We no eats meat now!" "I see... And is there a reason you're dressed as giant carrots?" "Oh, thees? Was Sammy idea. Ees pwoof of change... See now we's vegetables!" "People who don't eat meat are called 'vegetarians' they are not called 'vegetables.'" "...Costume wental commen out of your awwowance."