Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 10, 2004
Transcript:
"The Adventures of Angry Bob by Rat" "Angry Bob was angry." "He sat on the green couch in his yellow living room and drank a bottle of root beer." "He put down the root beer and went outside." "Life is so meaningless," Bob said. "You live and then you die."" "Why are we here? Bob yelled. "Is it to love? Is it to learn? Is it to accomplish something great? Is it to fulfill some fate?" Bob asked." ""Or is it simply to enjoy the moment? To stand on the warm grass in my bare are feet and enjoy what nature provides? To enjoy the beauty of the blue sky? To enjoy the song of the nightingale? To enjoy the smell of the lilacs? To enjoy the taste of a plum?"" "A tree fell on Bob. Bob died." "NOT ALL OF NATURE IS ENJOBABLE."
Everything in nature is trying to kill each other.