Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2004
"Every time I get on a flight and there's an empty seat next to me, I hope that the hot chick walking down the aisle will sit next to me." "Does it happen?" "Never. I always get the fat, dumpy white guy." "Maybe the pretty girl doesn't want to sit next to YOU." "Please don't challenge my ratcentric universe."