Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 10, 2003
Transcript:
"Why is there only one fish in the tank?" "His name is 'The Truth'...I took out all the other fish so I can clean the tank." "Why didn't you take him out too?" "Because he has big teeth and if you try and get near him, you'll lose a finger." "...You can't handle 'The Truth.'"
The truth hurts!